ASmileADay


#23 In the #ASmileADay series. This wooden spoon, about 3 feet tall, adornes a kitchen wall. The recipient however seems to be totally unaware that the gift was given ‘ironically’ and was not a compliment. Sshh. Mum’s the word 😉 p.s. I didn’t buy it!

World’s greatest stirrer…

 

Blighty calls! ASmileADay #22

Exceedingly silly. You have been warned…  

Now on 5USA Crime D-R-A-M-A…ASmileADay #21

Beware of railway stations and time travel 🙂 I was standing, minding my own business ( first time for everything) at University railway station on the outskirts of Birmingham when a young woman wearing white ankle boots, a denim mini skirt and a furry pale blue ‘Parker’, at the other end of the platform, answered … READ MORE

Time travel at some stations! ASmileADay #20

Please note: The top two cases are loaded onto the luggage rack with handles facing forwards. The bottom two cases have the handles facing to the back. In my opinion…two of these cases will be a darn sight easier to retrieve. Guess which were placed there by men and which ones by women? Yes, travelling … READ MORE

Male or female logic? ASmileADay #19

Well done Tesco’s. I got the jeans home only to discover the security tag still attached. So I went back as I was about to fly the next day and imagine….BLEEP through security.    

ASmileADay #18

It’s so good to know that the tax office is on top of things… Apparently your N.I. number stays with you for life. Apparently I have 3 lives?! Check out my N.I. numberS. ….A ….B ….D But hey, there is only ONE Helen Ducal, right?!      

ASmileADay #17

As the fashion for false eyelashes seems to have returned and in full swing, someone asked if I had ever worn them? Oh the 70’s. Happy days.  

ASmileADay #16