Telling porkies?… ASmileADay #88

Picture this: Tesco’s cafe on the outskirts of Birmingham (UK)

Two young men are served the All Day Breakfast. Yum…?

After a few mouthfuls.

1st young man to waitress: Are these sausages pork?

She thinks for a moment.

Yes, she says.

Young man: Oh, but I can’t eat pork!

Waitress, after another pause: You okay with the bacon? (She points at it so they both know what they are talking about)

Young man: Yep! Told you, I just can’t eat pork!

Waitress smiles and saunters away.




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