Picture this: Tesco’s cafe on the outskirts of Birmingham (UK)
Two young men are served the All Day Breakfast. Yum…?
After a few mouthfuls.
1st young man to waitress: Are these sausages pork?
She thinks for a moment.
Yes, she says.
Young man: Oh, but I can’t eat pork!
Waitress, after another pause: You okay with the bacon? (She points at it so they both know what they are talking about)
Young man: Yep! Told you, I just can’t eat pork!
Waitress smiles and saunters away.