Yep, Saturday at 8 a.m and I am lying in my bed contemplating a cup of tea when I am distracted by the sounds from my south facing window of people, other people, playing tennis.
Insert sounds of tennis balls hitting rackets and the occasional grunt…
Okay that is from me as I assume an upright position but not before rotating my head to the left and glancing through my north facing window. Wow. Such energy! Live sex whilst balancing on a sloping roof. Yep, the pigeons are at it again. Fair enough, I say but wait…is the third one trying to join in or break them up? Jealous? Moi? 
Okay, it’s not a pigeon, just use your imagination.
Now about that cup of tea… 😉